| Saturday, May 26th, 2012 |
| 12:28 am |
2012. Sitting next to Steve.
Its 2012. The world is ending. Noottttt -Steve I am in a halfway house after getting out of rehab. Could you guess that would happen after reading this? -Me. Woop Woop -Steve Oh, dont forget cunt nuggets. -Steve Current Mood: accomplished |
| Friday, October 19th, 2007 |
| 3:37 am |
weird
Its weird that I come on live journal exactly one year after my last post. |
| Thursday, October 19th, 2006 |
| 1:09 am |
bit more than I can chew. |
| Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 |
| 4:21 am |
The rundown.
Life is good. Everything is going my way. Its so stressfull to keep it that way though. I think life would be better if I diddnt have to work so hard. Hey, at least im not bored. Though, sometimes I envy the crackheads on medicaid that walk into the pharmacy. I wish there were 35 hours in a day. Then Id have more free time to spend with my friends. |
| Sunday, August 27th, 2006 |
| 4:44 pm |
97
97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 Im goin wherever i want. |
| Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 |
| 9:59 pm |
Its all worth while just to see Mario smile. Standing next to the princess, buck naked profile. So thats why its my crusade to get Mario laid Super mario bros best game ever made. I challenge the world to a game of mariokart (64). If you or your friends think you are the best, challenge me and I will put you to shame! |
| Thursday, July 27th, 2006 |
| 6:51 pm |
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| Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 |
| 3:35 am |
Bet you never heard of Suboxone (Buprenorphine). |
| Saturday, July 15th, 2006 |
| 8:01 pm |
Wwwwhhhhooooooooo Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yooooooooooooouuuuuuuu? |
| Saturday, June 17th, 2006 |
| 10:32 pm |
1 fish 2 fish red pill blue pill. Wait thats not how it goes. I love my job. |
| Thursday, May 25th, 2006 |
| 10:03 pm |
One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Alice When she was just small When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's off with her head Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your Head Feed your Head!" |
| Friday, May 5th, 2006 |
| 3:42 am |
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| Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 |
| 12:46 pm |
Close the door! Sometimes I DINE AT THE RESTARAUNT |
| Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 |
| 3:59 pm |
To do list: Everything. And stress relief comes in the color blue/green and the number 80. |
| Friday, March 31st, 2006 |
| 3:56 am |
Annoyance! I know what I want but why is it so hard to find? |
| Saturday, March 18th, 2006 |
| 9:11 pm |
What if I was one of you? Just a slob like one of you? (ripped from tshirt hell) |
| Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 |
| 4:26 pm |
Content (Con-tent): 1. Desiring no more than what one has; satisfied. 2. A small abode in the wilderness where criminals reside. 3. My feeling at 4:31pm on Wednesday. Can't nobody take my pride Can't nobody hold me down 4.5 Hour drive ahead. At least I get to share it with someone. Then, Bahamas on friday! And lots of people to see when I get home. After thinking a lot about different people and their personalities, Ive come to this: Men are from Mars, and fuck Venus, every woman is from a different planet. Out of every female I know, no two are the same. You guys are fucking weird. Oh, and I love boobs. And vagina. And sex. And sex. And sex. And food. And family guy and scrubs. |
| Monday, March 6th, 2006 |
| 4:43 am |
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| Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 |
| 1:05 pm |
Rules of BalloonStick (The game I made up in my dream): 1. Object is to hit the baloon over a goal line. Goals are on opposite sides of the room. 2. Every player must hit the baloon with their stick, but hands are allowed. No grabbing the balloon though, only hitting. 3. Large team size (at least 10 players per team). 4.Game is played in a bar-mitzvah sized ballroom. This game is unique because its the only ball game I can think of where a player never actually has possetion of the ball. Im a genius. Its going to be on ESPN 8 The Ocho one day. As an added rule that I made when I woke up, players must wear helmets, gloves, and raquetball glasses/goggles at all times. BalloonStick is a very dangerous game. Current Mood: good |
| Saturday, February 25th, 2006 |
| 12:51 pm |
Zu erklären ist hart, wenn ein Mann die Wahrheit sagt, wenn Sie wissen, daß Sie liegen würden, wenn Sie er waren. (Or she) Je sais la vérité. Mais je ne m'inquiète pas. |
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